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Married to Christine (22 years) and proud father of three children, Alyce,Emily & Nathan. Not as active as I'd like to be, back surgery last year has resulted in my physical life style to be somewhat compromised. I Love having a drink or two with my mates, especially in the Summer months when we take it in turns to hover over the BBQ.


Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Christmas Humor

Christmas Story for people having a bad day.....

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


Blogger Peter said...

I've often wondered about that angel perched right on top of the tree Gaz.

2:21 am  
Blogger Janice said...

Hi Gaz,

That was awful---funny!


6:09 pm  
Blogger Janice said...

Hi Gaz,

That was awful---funny!


6:19 pm  
Blogger Janice said...

Hi Gaz,

That was awful---funny!


6:24 pm  
Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Gary
Poor Santa going through a tough time..and that poor Angel.
Ho ho ho ho
See You Soon Love to all Mum xoxoxo

9:10 pm  
Blogger LittleJen said...

Thats no good to make fun of Santa and the Angel like that, I know someone that isnt going to get a xmas pressie from santa this year..hehehe

10:29 pm  
Blogger Gwen said...

Hi Gazz..
Poor Father Chrismas,and that Fairy
I feel sorry for her,I'm speaking from experience Ho!Ho!.
Say hi to Chris & Kids for me see
you all soon.xoxo

1:15 am  
Blogger Marcus said...

Have a great Christmas Gazza, love to Christine and the kids.

PS I hope Nathan Brown plays with a bit more ferocity than your adopted version!

Cheers mate


(Don't know what the problem is with comments on my blog, the vagaries of Blogger and computers I guess!)

2:52 am  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Gary ~~ Thank you so much for your Christmas wishes. I had a great time with my daughter down at Princetown (near Pt.Campbell ) I hope you and your family had a wonderful time and I wish you all a very Happy New Year in 2007.
Take care, Regards, Merle.

2:27 am  
Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Gary
Whens next update xmas is over Love Mumxxxxx

11:18 am  
Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Gary
Whens next update xmas is over Love Mumxxxxx

11:18 am  
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