A Little Humour

Where is Alyce

Introducing my eldest daughter Alyce.

As beautiful as her mother and according to Charli as untidy as her dad. Alyce and I have this theory that if anything is in a neat pile on the floor it cannot be deemed as untidy.

Christine is constantly reminding Alyce to clean her room, this seems to fall on deaf ears (where does she get that from?) until mum threatens to start throwing things out and refuses to do her laundry.

At 19 years old Ayce has plenty of things to keep her occupied. She has a steady boyfriend (Leigh), two jobs and when not working she has taken on selling Nutrimetics from home.
Her goal is too apply to university next year and take on a teaching course. Lets hope all her hard work pays off.

Birthday Update

Hi everyone, I'm happy to report Emily's new boyfriend passed Peter's questionaire with flying colours. Did I mention he received extra bonus points for barracking for the Mighty Tigers? Most of the girls at the party said that he (Daniel) was cute, I'll have to take their word on that.













Birthday cake anyone?? MMMMMMMMM!

It tasted just as it looks, fantastic.

Sweet Sixteen

Happy 16th Birthday to my daughter Emily. (14.o9.1990)

Wow! sixteen years ago since this beautiful girl was delivered by Cesarian section.

It has taken me this long to get her to leave through the front door instead of the side window...... LOL

Emily is a straight A student at school. She just recently received a letter from the school's principal congratulating her on her efforts in all subjects. Further to the letter she was awarded a Certificate Of Excelence.

Dont tell anyone I told you, she now officially has a boyfriend. I haven't met the young boy yet, the big night is this Saturday.

Karate - Little Grasshopper

You mess with my family, you mess with me.

Here's the youngest of my clan Nathan. He has just been promoted to 8th KYU (Yellow Belt).

The next grading is Orange tip.

One of my favorite jokes...... The names have been changed to incriminate the innocent..lol

The moral of the story is ????

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Karl said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks.One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car
when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher."Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" Replied Karl"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Emilie raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too.But we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is,

"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Emilie. Ian, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes. My dad told me this story about my 3 Aunties. Cazz, Chekez and Skippy.
They were flight engineers on a plane in the Gulf War and their plane got hit. All three had to bail out over enemy territory and all they had was 3 large bottles of rum, a machine gun and a machete each. My Aunties drank all the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break, then they landed right in the middle of 150 enemy troops. They killed 120 of them with the machine guns until they ran out of bullets. Then killed twenty five more with their machete's , then killed the last five with their bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunty Carol, Donna and Joanne when they've been on the piss."

Charli insisted I posted this photo of yours truly amongst the tiger faithfull.

Im the one in the middle

Go Tigers!

Hi All, Thought I might have a crack at the blogging community.
I have no idea how this works, but I'm sure I will get a little help from my mum Jen & big sister
Cazz.

Here is a picture of my gorgeous wife affectionately known as Charli, with Nathan Brown of the mighty Richmond Tigers (AFL). It took me forever to get her away from the footballers.